Chinese Cuisine Lover Pillows

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

'Wheel of Fortune Cookie'

Chinese meals on wheels

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'Either the fortune cookie cutter failed or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

Quartet of chefs.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Dog Chow Mein

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'My compliments to mummy.'

"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

Misfortune cookies

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

Obama Snack...

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

Misfortune Cookie

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."