'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'
Chinese Cuisine Lover Gifts
Searching for a gift for the Chinese cuisine enthusiast? Discover a range of fun and thoughtful items that pay homage to the rich flavors and vibrant culture of Chinese culinary traditions. Perfect for food lovers, home chefs, or anyone who appreciates the art of Asian cooking, our collection offers unique ways to showcase their passion for all things Chinese. From humorous kitchenware to decorative prints, find a gift that adds a dash of flavor to their everyday life.
'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'
'Wheel of Fortune Cookie'
Chinese meals on wheels
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'
'Either the fortune cookie cutter failed or you have a lot of issues you're not telling your mother about.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
Quartet of chefs.
Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.
'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'
'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'
'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'
Dog Chow Mein
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'
'It says I forgot my wallet.'
'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'
Chinese Novel Cookie
"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."
I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.
The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'
'My compliments to mummy.'
"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"
'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'
Misfortune cookies
'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'
Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.
Obama Snack...
"This to you left me says you want a wok."
"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"
Misfortune Cookie
"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."
Chinese Cuisine Lover Gifts Collection
Chinese Cuisine Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of Chinese cuisine lover mugs—perfect for fans of Asian flavors and fun kitchen essentials.
Chinese Cuisine Lover Pillows
Find cozy pillows themed around Chinese culinary delights—ideal for adding personality to their living space.
Chinese Cuisine Lover Prints
Browse our vibrant prints showcasing Chinese dishes and culture—great for decorating and celebrating their culinary passions.
Chinese Cuisine Lover T-Shirts
Discover our Chinese cuisine-inspired t-shirts—great for foodies who love to wear their passion with pride.