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Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Therapy?'

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Cooking With Pollock.

Executive Tacos

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Making Pizza in the Office

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

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