Chinese Cuisine Admirers Pillows

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Misfortune cookies

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Chinese noodles.

'Whatever you do, get across that road ... and bring me back some Chinese.'

So su me.