The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'
Chinese Cuisine Admirers Mugs
Bring a splash of flavor to their day with mugs celebrating Chinese cuisine lovers. Perfect for tea or coffee, these fun designs are a tasty way to start their morning.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.
'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'
'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'
'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'
'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'
'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'
Chinese Novel Cookie
"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."
'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'
'It says I forgot my wallet.'
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'
'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'
I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.
Misfortune cookies
Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.
'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'
Obama Snack...
'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'
Misfortune Cookie
"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"
"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."
'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'
'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'
"This to you left me says you want a wok."
"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"
"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"
'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'
'Whatever you do, get across that road ... and bring me back some Chinese.'
Chinese noodles.
"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."
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