Lovers Of Chinese Culture Mugs

Confucius.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Essex computer.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Josephine Baker

Hieroglyph stamps.

Cleopatra

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Ancient Warriors versus Modern Warriors

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Misfortune cookies

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

Easter Island Bonnets

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

Easter Island

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

Luciano Pavarotti.

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

"And don't come home until you've got everything on the list!"

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

Misfortune Cookie

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'