Asian Culture Admirer Mugs

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

I'm not crazy about the feng shui.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

Egyptian Football

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Moon: Made in China

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Chill Out Worshippers!

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Sun Worshipers

Tokyo City Limits

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Improv Night

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Pearly Queen Gates

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Japa-knees

Australasia.

"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."

"It is difficult to say what you have, however Dr. Gerussi here is fluent in Latin and Ancient Greek."

Keister Island.

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"