Asian Culture Admirer Gifts

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

I'm not crazy about the feng shui.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

Moon: Made in China

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Chill Out Worshippers!

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Tokyo City Limits

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Sun Worshipers

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Improv Night

Pearly Queen Gates

Australasia.

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Igloos in the old days.

Japa-knees

"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."

"It is difficult to say what you have, however Dr. Gerussi here is fluent in Latin and Ancient Greek."

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"

Keister Island.