Asian Culture Appreciators Gifts

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mikado

Twitter that!

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

New around here?

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Meanwhile...in Albania

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"

Liptops in Stock.

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

Misfortune Cookie

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

Chiropractor.

'I give up. What is it?'

Customise your own dream retirement overseas

Lucky Cat

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

Spectators at a coliseum

'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

Egalitarianism in India

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht