American Culture Admirer Mugs

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nun Fight.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Gone Fishing

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

TV stage door

Mark Twain

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"