American Culture Fan Mugs

Back Of Mount Rushmore

family feuds...

"It's a restraining order - for my shadow."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc

Liberty deodorant.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Reese Witherspoon

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Introducing Piza Island.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

Batman O' War

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Tunnel of TV

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!