Chinese Food Enthusiasts Mugs

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Life is for the birds.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"We're out of flowers."

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

Dog Chow Mein

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Chinese Novel Cookie

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Misfortune cookies

"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"

"I'm warning you - peas and carrots are gateway vegetables."

"The homework here is delicious!"

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."