Chinese Food Lover Pillows

The Way of All Duck Sauce

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Sriracha"

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"George often brings his work home with him."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'