Chinese Cuisine Fan Pillows

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'My fortune cookie says, 'invest in cnooc oil of China, and you'll be rewarded.'

'Misfortune Cookies: A piano will fall on your motorcycle in the near future.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Misfortune cookies

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"Hide all the chopsticks."

Sesame Noodles

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.