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'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

Inappropriate garnish.

Sushi for two, please.

Chinese Novel Cookie

"They won't work!!!"

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

Quark soup

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

Lucky Cat

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

The Untold History of General Tso.

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

Welsh Cakes