'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'
Chinese Cuisine Mugs
Start mornings with a dash of humor thanks to our Chinese cuisine-themed mugs. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs feature playful designs inspired by beloved dishes and flavors, making your drink routine more fun.
'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'
'My fortune says 'You will be hungry again in an hour'.'
Misfortune cookie.
'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'
NO Damn Silverware...Authentic Chinese Cuisine
'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'
"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."
'You are severely allergic to monosodium glutamate.'
"Hide all the chopsticks."
Chinese Meals on Wheels
I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.
'It says I forgot my wallet.'
'I am starving do you fancy a Chinese?' - 'No thanks I ate one last week.'
'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'
'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'
"Now that I'm pregnant they give me two fortune cookies."
Chinese Novel Cookie
"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"
Sesame Noodles
Wang's Chop Suey Kitchen: All our chopsticks have tested lead free.
"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."
"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."
"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."
"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."
"I've had the bean curd low mein, the kung po gai ding, and the fortune cookie and, believe me, hands down, the fortune cookie wins every time."
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
Menu. We ran out of cookies, so I burned your fortune in the moo shu.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"Don't mind him....that's a win-ton."
A man eating vegetable roll with chopsticks
Reflection Cookie: You have just finished a very salty meal.
Misfortune Cookie
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'
Chinese Cuisine Mugs Collection
Chinese Cuisine Pillows
Comfort meets fun with our Chinese cuisine-themed pillows. Perfect for foodies who want to add a playful, cozy accent to their home décor.
Chinese Cuisine Prints
Bring charm and culture into your space with our Chinese cuisine-inspired prints. Ideal for kitchen walls or dining rooms, they celebrate your passion for Asian flavors.
Chinese Cuisine T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts inspired by Chinese cuisine. From witty graphics to vibrant designs, these shirts are a great way to show your love for Asian flavors and good humor.