Chill Football Fan Gifts

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Uptight End"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Archaeologists discover a football

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Recalculating

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"Go deep!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Raging Bull on Ice

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.