Chill Football Fan T-Shirts

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Recalculating

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Possums that ski.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

"Go deep!"

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Raging Bull on Ice

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'