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Football Meditation

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

Hush puppy.

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Uptight End"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Egyptian Football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Football Violence

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Big Football