Calm Football Enthusiast Mugs

Football Meditation

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

Hush puppy.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

"Uptight End"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Need an elevated state of mind too!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Egyptian Football

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Touchdown!'

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Football Violence

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Referee cop.

Red Card - Gold Card.