Football Field Fan T-Shirts

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Football fan

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Uptight End"

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Archaeologists discover a football

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Centaur Sprinter

"Go deep!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Referee cop.

Red Card - Gold Card.

Football Violence