Childhood Songs Gifts

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Bike Rides

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Tree house.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

If you're happy and you know it...

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

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