Childhood Songs Prints

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'He's maturing early.'

Bike Rides

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Tree house.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

If you're happy and you know it...

"Recess does things to a man."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

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