Children's Songs Gifts

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

Ear, nose & throat. Head, shoulder, knees & toes.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

'And a Moo Moo here and a Moo Moo there, a Quack Quack here and a Quack Quack there! I'm sick of it... I want peace and quiet!...'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

A Fairytale Update

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

George Michael

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"