Children's Songs Gifts

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?

'Humans are so strange: I ran up the clock, the clock struck one, I ran down, and they make a song about it...'

'And a Moo Moo here and a Moo Moo there, a Quack Quack here and a Quack Quack there! I'm sick of it... I want peace and quiet!...'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

A Fairytale Update

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.