Child Support Gifts

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Couple

Policeman talking to lost child

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

Warring parents

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Family courts.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Sweet Jailbreak

Proud Mum.

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

'I'll relinquish most of my visitation rights if you'll just let Katie come over once in awhile to program my appliances.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

Leaning on a friend

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"At what point did you realize your ex-husband was behind on his child support?"

Intensive waiting.