Child Support Mugs

'Never mind the future, tell me who I was with a year ago.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Couple

Policeman talking to lost child

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Kids in conflic zones and schools...

Warring parents

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Family courts.

Sweet Jailbreak

Proud Mum.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'I'll relinquish most of my visitation rights if you'll just let Katie come over once in awhile to program my appliances.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

Leaning on a friend

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

Intensive waiting.