Family Support Gifts

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

'Wife and 700 kids to support!'

Sweet Jailbreak

'Sis, if you didn't worry about your teenage daughter you wouldn't be normal. . . and remember, you have mom and me to back you up. . . Just remember me when she's 13!'

Warring parents

Alcoholism and family

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Couple

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

Solidarity with the family

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'Ah-ha! I found the problem, dad.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Leaning on a friend