Child's First Encounter With Law Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their room with a pillow reminding everyone of a child's first steps into the legal world—comfort and laughter combined.

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character. mockup

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

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"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese." mockup

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

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I love Lawyers

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Barristers

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!' mockup

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

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"Do you want to talk about it?"

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"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?" mockup

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

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"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!" mockup

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

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"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone." mockup

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

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'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?' mockup

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. mockup

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...' mockup

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

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"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place." mockup

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime." mockup

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

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'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?' mockup

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

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''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?' mockup

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

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'Can Bradley come out and litigate?' mockup

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

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Counsel examining witness

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'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

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"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms." mockup

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

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'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?' mockup

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

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"I think he's outgrown the baby gate." mockup

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

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The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate. mockup

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

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Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!' mockup

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

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"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!" mockup

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

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'Must you be so judgemental?'

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'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.'

'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.' mockup

'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.'

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'Do you think I would even be here if my client were guilty?'

'Do you think I would even be here if my client were guilty?' mockup

'Do you think I would even be here if my client were guilty?'

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All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him mockup

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

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Child's First Encounter With Law Pillows Collection

Child's First Encounter With Law Mugs

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