First Court Appearance Pillows

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

Barristers

Baby Mozart.

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Star Wars Audience

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Love at First Sight.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

Happy Thought.

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"You want a letter of recommendation from my last employer? I'm sure my mom will write me one!"

Barristers playing a joke

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'May I be honest with you?'

A Wrestler Abroad

"Of course I Love You For Your Mind."