First Court Appearance Mugs

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

Barristers

Baby Mozart.

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Star Wars Audience

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Love at First Sight.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

Entering New York City - Check it out

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Happy Thought.

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

"You want a letter of recommendation from my last employer? I'm sure my mom will write me one!"

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

A Wrestler Abroad

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

Barristers playing a joke

'May I be honest with you?'