First Courtroom Appearance Mugs

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Barristers

Piano Recital

Baby Mozart.

"Bailiff."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Star Wars Audience

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Love at First Sight.

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Arrogant junior barrister

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."