Child Protection Officer Gifts

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Sharon Shoesmith unlawfully sacked.

'Uncle Tom, Mum said you could get us on the at risk register - that sounds like a fun thing to do today.'

'Oh! Sorry, no - I've not been screened to deliver to households with children!'

Violence against children.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

Panama Papers Scandal

AI Safety Officer

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'