Data Protection Officers Gifts

Privacy Conference Security

British savings accounts

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Data From a Truck

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

'Gimme all your cache!'

Facial Recognition

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."