Privacy Officer Gifts

Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.'

Data mine - Gold mine.

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"You think the firm is too involved in your personal affairs, Hibblemeyer? Nothing in your dossier indicates such paranoia."

'We updated our privacy policy.'

"Everyone has their own story, Harris. Your job is to make sure no one knows mine."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'You can do your worst, but I'll tell you nothing.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Nice Apology, Mark

"Are you sure this is in the data privacy settings Mr Zuckerberg?"

Big Brother is bothering you

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I know it's against the rules to pass notes, but isn't this really a privacy issue?'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'Invasion of privacy.'

Privacy Law Attorneys.

"No need to hide, all information is confidential."

Spy Cameras

The Anti-Agent

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

The Circular Logic of Fascism