Privacy Officer T-Shirts

Databank - 'If you did it, we know about it.'

Data mine - Gold mine.

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

"Oh dear, it seems your file has been routinely destroyed."

"You think the firm is too involved in your personal affairs, Hibblemeyer? Nothing in your dossier indicates such paranoia."

'We updated our privacy policy.'

"Everyone has their own story, Harris. Your job is to make sure no one knows mine."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'You can do your worst, but I'll tell you nothing.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Are you sure this is in the data privacy settings Mr Zuckerberg?"

Big Brother is bothering you

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'I know it's against the rules to pass notes, but isn't this really a privacy issue?'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'Invasion of privacy.'

"No need to hide, all information is confidential."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"