Data Privacy Officer T-Shirts

Medical records privacy

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'You are being watched'

British savings accounts

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Data From a Truck

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

A Failiure to Communicate

'Invasion of privacy.'

Information Security

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre