Chicken Tender Gifts

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Boy and Bear and Monster

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"She does this when she's tired."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

Stonehens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"So...what are you in for?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Chicken Road Crossing