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'I don't NEED a warrant!'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A bit of Newlyn.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"She does this when she's tired."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Chicken Road Crossing

Stonehens

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"So...what are you in for?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"