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Shoveling Snow in Spring

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"She does this when she's tired."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"So...what are you in for?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'I never get tipped!'

'It's that waitress I always leave big tips to.'

'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'

'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam?'

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

'You're supposed to be facing the corner, Junior.'

"Honey! I think the angelfish have outgrown the neon tetras!"

Bonsai Garden Incinerator

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

"You know this is to solve your problems."

I love Tropical Fish