'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
Tulip Trotters T-Shirts
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Little girl dangling from her horse track.
Agility God
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"I've seen a tulip before."
"Who's a pretty girl now?"
'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'
Tiptoe through the tulips with me!
Sun Worship
'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'
Musical Fight
Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera
"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"
'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'
Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant
"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."
"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."
Exercise rat race
Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"
"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."
Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.
Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.
"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."
'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''
It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.
Excess Baggage
"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"
Shoveling Snow in Spring
'Are you tiptoeing through the tulips again, Iggy?'
I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.
'This place looks welcoming enough!'
Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,
"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"
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