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"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

Stick insects

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

World Tour.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Giraffe Selfie

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Agility God

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Introducing Piza Island.

Jungle Stores.

Off to see the world

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Greek A-Z Map,

Travelogue

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."