Zoo Trotter Gifts

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

Stick insects

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

World Tour.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Giraffe Selfie

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Agility God

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Jungle Stores.

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Travelogue

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."