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'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Kissing the Fish

"I've seen a tulip before."

First love.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Fight against theft of endangered species

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper