Lollipop Lover T-Shirts

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

'Just shut up and take the lollipop.'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

Margarita

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Mad about Roses!

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

You complete me!

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"You must have a green thumb."

Daffodil bulbs

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

First love.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

The garden lady.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'