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'Have you gone power mad? It's Saturday.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

You complete me!

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

First love.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Modern day mirror.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"There! Just like new!"

Caution! School Crossing.

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

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