Lollipop Woman T-Shirts

'Have you gone power mad? It's Saturday.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Movies vs. Films

You complete me!

First love.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

Modern day mirror.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

Caution! School Crossing.

"There! Just like new!"

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.