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"I can't clean my room right now! Don't you always tell me to slow down and finish my meals?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Medication for the elderly

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

Bike with Tag Along

'I just need to finish this popsicle. We've run out of tongue depressors.'

Wrong pills

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.