Bark-tender T-Shirts

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

A day in the life of a dog.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Will work for tummy rub.'