Bark-tender Pillows

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

A day in the life of a dog.

"He's sending an instant message."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'