Barktender Pillows

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Happy Hour

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."