Chessboard Judiciary Gifts

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Court's in recess!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Moral Bankruptcy Court

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

So you'd like to be a lawyer...

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

'Ref!!'